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Sam Evans. Working hard. Having fun
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The Wild Bunch 

little-miss—berry:

“It had better be a very strongly lettered e-mail!” Rachel huffed. “Perhaps with a photograph of what that oaf has done to you!” she added. She just felt like his mother should see how absolutely useless it had been to intervene in their lives. Rachel still couldn’t believe the woman thought they were doing drugs, let alone that she took it seriously enough to basically have someone come spy on them and ruin Sam’s birthday at the same time. Rachel listened to Sam explain what started the fight and her dislike for Tony just grew and grew. “Wait…He insulted me and then you tackled him? How romantic,” she sighed, her expression softening before she reached down and took Sam’s free hand, gently lacing their fingers together. She probably should have scolded him for technically starting the fight, but it was hard to be mad at him when he was in this condition, and it really was sort of sweet that he’d defended her so fiercely. She shook her head when he told her he owed her big time. “Nonsense. I’m always going to be here to take care of you.” she assured him. He told her to drive fast and safe and she sighed, her brow furrowing with worry as the thought of leaving him right now was sort of making her a nervous wreck. However, his next words made her suck in a short breath, giving his hand a gentle squeeze. “I…I don’t blame you.” she admitted, shaking her head. “But you don’t need it. All you need is a few cold compresses and some extra strength  Tylenol.” she said with a firm nod, scooting closer to him. She wrapped her arm around his bicep, careful not to bump and push against any part of him that might be in pain. “And I wouldn’t quite say you got your ass kicked. You should see the other guy.” she said with a small smile, hoping to ease his mind just a bit.

“I think my face looking like this would break a camera right now.” He tried to say lightheartedly. Sam honestly didn’t want to know what he looked like at that moment. He had a really good idea he looked as rough as he felt.  “I don’t even think I let him finish his sentence.. He started and I snapped. I don’t see how that’s romantic but I’ll take it.” Sam said squeezing her hand. “As long as you let me take care of you too, we’ll take care of each other. That’s how these marriages work.” Sam said softly, resting his head on Rachel’s shoulder. He honestly just wanted to get his hands on the strongest thing he could get and turn it into an IV drop. Or morphine, something super strong but the real good stuff was either at a hospital or an ABC Store and Sam really didn’t want to go to either place. “Yeah? I heard you made him bleed. I didn’t know you could be so scrappy. My girl is a fighter!” Sam teased. He sighed deeply. “If you leave now you can get back before it gets super late.” Sam didn’t want Rachel to leave but he really needed the steak and peas for his face – the extra strength Tylenol too.


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little-miss—berry:

Even if you were a hundred pounds over weight (which is never going to happen) I would still love you just as much as I love you now that you are in peak physical condition. I would offer to work out with you, but we all know how that turns out…

I’m glad you love me so much. I’d love you just as much as I love you now if you got super fat too.


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little-miss—berry:

People don’t get fat over the course of a few days, Sam, it takes time. I promise.

Will you still love me once I balloon out? I was a ‘husky’ kid… It’s easy for me to pack on the pounds. 


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little-miss—berry:

A few days of down time isn’t going to make you fat. You’ll work it all off as soon as you’re better, we know it.

Yes it is


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little-miss—berry:

Sam, it’s not like you can really go to work as you are right now anyways. You have an appointment on Thursday.

I’m going to get fat laying in bed all day eating soup |:


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little-miss—berry:

sexanddoritos:

:/ if you really want to

Yes, because I’m worried and this will, at the very least, put my mind at ease. Why are you so against it? You don’t even feel the way I do about places like hospitals and doctor’s offices.

I don’t want to take anymore time off from work :/
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little-miss—berry:

sexanddoritos:

It’s not? I’m sorry, random moment of rage there. I’m sorry ,___,

Apology accepted. And I’m still calling to make an appointment for you.

:/ if you really want to
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little-miss—berry:

sexanddoritos:

Whatever.

Why are you being like this? I’m worried about you, Sam, I want to make sure you’re okay. I wasn’t aware caring for you was suddenly a crime!

It’s not? I’m sorry, random moment of rage there. I’m sorry ,___,
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little-miss—berry:

Because having a cold is much, much different than when someone pummels you to the point where you can’t take a breath without wincing! I just want you to be checked out to make sure nothing is terribly wrong, and than with simple rest and relaxation, you’ll be good as new. 

Whatever.


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little-miss—berry:

You still are…I’m calling to schedule a doctor’s appointment for you tomorrow.

I’m fine, how come you can make me go to the doctor but I can’t even say the word when you’re less than healthy?


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